Thursday, April 26, 2012

Where are all these fucking swing voters?

I'm trying to figure out who the fuck these mythical swing voters who can decide a presidential election are, because I have a message for them.  

When I say "swing voter," I'm not talking about someone who makes a principled shift from one end of the ideological spectrum to the other over the course of their life.  I'm also not talking about people like "Obama Republicans," intelligent people who had traditionally voted Republican but who felt that their party had gone off the deep end and felt no choice but to vote for Obama in 2008.  

And if anyone out there really has as eclectic a set of beliefs as this guy, then fine, I sympathize. 

But you know who I'm talking about.  People who think the president sets the price of gasoline.  Whose vote is for sale for a $600 tax cut.  (I can sympathize with that being a significant amount of money for a lot of people, but if they can't learn to understand their own fortunes in the larger context of policies and trends which have effects overs long periods of time, then they'll continue to get the butt-ass leaders they deserve.)  

I wouldn't be shocked if there are get-rich-quick entrepreneurial types who build and then squander fortunes so quickly - while lacking any broader understanding of economics - that one election they're all for the capital gains tax-demolishing Republicans who want to let them keep their money, and by the next they're voting for Democrats while crying about being part of "the 99 percent."  

Why do I hate them?  Because, due to their disproportionate influence, the media panders to them, the candidates pander to them, and before you know it, we're all hostage to yet another election cycle in which their simplistic fantasies about how the world works drag the level of public discourse even lower than it normally is.  

I'm going to do some reading on the phenomenon of swing voters and come back with more thoughts if it seems worthwhile.  But in the meantime, if you encounter any of the specific brand of swing voter I'm talking about, please convey my message to them:

Eat a dick up.  

Friday, February 24, 2012

Delete your Google search history before March 1

I strongly suggest that everyone take this simple step to reduce the impact that Google's new privacy policy has on you. 

If you'd like to start looking more deeply at the relationship between web search and protecting your privacy, this is a great resource. 

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Obama gets in the nation's ass

Some much needed satire from The Onion.



In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation

More on Google's new privacy policy

Although I remain unconvinced that Google's upcoming privacy policy change is the singular death knell for privacy in the age of the internet, I have been persuaded that it is worthwhile to speak out against Google's disingenuous spin in it's presentation of the new policy to the public.  Companies with such intrusive personal data gathering capabilities need to be forced to be more forthright with the public about what they do. 

Click here to join the effort. 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Is online privacy dead?

I don't know.  But if it is, it had already died well before Google announced its new privacy policy, set to take effect March 1.  And if it's not, I don't think we're all going to look back on March 1, 2012 as the day when we lost our footing and rolled all the way to the bottom of the slippery slope.  

I'm not saying that Google isn't fucked up.  Their hollow "Don't be evil" motto has long made me roll my eyes (Were we really to believe that they'd be any more or less evil than any other big, rich company?), and their cutesy PR campaign coinciding with the announcement of the new privacy policy made me nauseous on the subway to work the other day. 

I'm not crazy about the personal data gathering that Google (and lots of other companies) does, but I've found a couple articles making good arguments that my life is not going to get that much worse when Google flips the switch on March 1 and, importantly, that all the hubbub surrounding the issue is bullshit

I have a pet theory that when a scientifically or technically complex issue (and perhaps others) starts to get major public attention and politicians start to grandstand about it, there will soon be (if there isn't already) such a shitstorm of soundbites, sensationalism and open warfare between competing agendas that reaching a facts-in-their-proper-context-based consensus on the most efficient and effective way to address the issue - or even a reasonably efficient and effective way - will be damn near an impossibility.   And this is irrespective of whether or not the issue is actually that big a deal in reality.  


So there you have my standard "I don't know the answer, but I do know that I wish eternal damnation upon those who are self-servingly turning this into a total clusterfuck" mantra.


Online privacy is an issue that does concern me and that I've done a lot to learn about over the last year or so, so I will return to it again later.  In the meantime, if you want to start to learn about how to exert some control over the information collected about you online, I suggest you begin with this article on search engine privacy, and for more information - both policy and practical - on a broad array of related issues, check out the Privacy, Internet Freedom and Cyber Security section of my online resources page

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Inflammatory arguments are not automatically bad

About a year ago, after Gabriel Giffords was shot, people started talking about the need to restore civility to the national debate.  I'm not going to comment on whether or not inflammatory rhetoric influenced the shooter - that's a question better left to mental health professionals than to the news commentators and political attack dogs who all chimed in with their self-serving analyses - but I am going to make a point.  Before civility becomes a sacred cow in our canon of political correctness, let's remember one thing:

Inflammatory rhetoric is not all necessarily bad. 

Look at a sincere polemicist like the late Christopher Hitchens.  He had a penchant for saying inflammatory things that could make even people who agreed with him shift in their seats.  But no less dazzling than his verbal pyrotechnics was his command of logic and facts whenever he debated.  He used polemics to raise passions and to draw attention to issues, but not to divert people from debating the core of the real issue at hand.  He took nasty comments directed at him in stride, sometimes even with sportsman like admiration, knowing that he invited much of the ire he received, and he never feigned indignation about it.  


In other words, he inflamed passions in order to make people think.  


Demagogues, on the other hand, use inflammatory rhetoric in order to make people stop thinking.  They stoke people's emotions in order to heighten our appetite for simple, catch-all solutions, and then they exploit our fears and anxieties to force us to uncritically accept their dogma, conspiracy theory, or whatever bullshit they happen to be peddling.   And then they'll use faux calls for decorum and civility to avoid answering important questions.  


I'm not going to say more about demagogues here, because I'll be saying enough about them other places in this blog.  I'll just say that if you don't want to invite a polemicist to your dinner party, fine, but don't write someone's opinion off simply because of their inflammatory rhetoric, and don't automatically give someone credibility just because they're polite.  Cut through it and look for the substance and the facts.  


I'll close with a video of Penn Jillette telling us about the wonderful ways a thinker like Christopher Hitchens can stimulate our minds.  


Friday, February 3, 2012

What's so bad about public discourse today (Part 3)

If you haven't already, make sure to check out my first and second posts on this topic.  

I'll pick up where I left off....

Giving Undeserved Credence to Information Sources

The average person doesn't judge, say, a newspaper article or a statement by a politician based on the credibility of the sources cited; they judge it according to their own worldview.  

Fits my worldview = firmly grounded in reality.  
Conflicts with my worldview = baseless. 

It's no wonder that the Republican presidential contenders have made all kinds of factual errors in the latest television debatesThey learned in their November 9 debate last year that voters don't care (do they even notice?) when the candidates simply leave facts out of the equation.  Does making factual errors demonstrate greater disregard for truth than not citing any facts at all?  Who cares.  People don't mind either as long as you don't challenge their beliefs. 


Obsessive Mistrust of Authority


Mistrust of authority has a long tradition in the US, and properly incorporated, it's an important part of critical thinking.  The problem is that Americans give too much immediate credibility to anyone who claims to stand in opposition to the establishment, and then they accept their claims uncritically.  We see this in all the populist ranting against "Washington elites" leading up to each election, and it's not hard to recognize it in the misleadingly named "9/11 Truth Movement" and all of the other garbage peddled by conspiracy theorists. 


The Obliteration of Meaning in the Use of Language


We live in a world where there are no longer any problems, only "challenges."  Ordnance is delivered to targets in preemptive actions against enemy combatants in response to a clear and present danger.  Industry offers us game-changing value-added services in their innovative customer relationship management regimes, leading to a paradigm shift which causes me to shit my pants.  


I expect to return to this topic repeatedly throughout the life of this blog.  It makes for good laughs, but it's a serious and insidious problem. 


The Marketing of Everything


I don't have a good statistic on hand right now, but I'm sure that most of the words the average person is exposed to during a normal day - printed, broadcast, perhaps even spoken - are aimed not at conveying information and letting the individual make their own judgments, but rather at influencing the individual's thoughts and behavior towards specific outcomes.  This has poisoned our society on many levels, not least our ability - maybe even inclination - to obtain and judge factual information. 


Triumphalism and False Attributions to the "Natural Order of Things"


Attributing one's advantaged position, and the disadvantaged position of someone else, to the "natural order of things" is a great way to turn off one's brain and avoid grappling with difficult questions about how fucked up and unpredictable the world is.  We can tell ourselves that we've found "the answer," or at least a part of it, and delude ourselves that we can settle into a static worldview and never have our beliefs challenged again.  And then, when our position changes, we have the choice - barring an immediate mental collapse - of either remolding our beliefs to reflect the new reality we encounter, or insulating ourselves in a world of delusions which blames outside forces and allows us to maintain our false beliefs.  The former involves a lot more up-front pain, but it can also improve our situation.  The latter, which I believe is more common, allows us to breathe some new life into our illusions until reality inevitably crashes down on us in a far more destructive way.  




In closing, I'd ask that you take a moment to skim through the topic headings in this three part post.  Consider some of the ways these different phenomena can interact to amplify and exacerbate each other, resulting in a cataclysmic deluge of bullshit which sometimes reaches proportions that can overwhelm even the sharpest of minds.   

Thursday, February 2, 2012

What's so bad about public discourse today (Part 2)

In my earlier post on this topic, I looked mainly at phenomena related to modern mass media.  Most of the problems I'm going to look at today aren't nearly as new, but in combination with one another and with the problems I discussed last time, they've become particularly prevalent, and their effects are often extremely nefarious. 

Hunger for a Panacea

As problems become more complex and harder to solve, there is a natural human tendency to look for simple, catch-all answers and solutions.  It's a search for a sense of control in a world too complex for any of us to fully understand.  But however natural this tendency may be, it's unhelpful when it comes time to grapple with problems in the real world.  This tendency deceives people into thinking that shallow soundbites are meaningful, and worse, it makes them susceptible to dogma, ideology, demagoguery, and various other sorts of false salvation which make them even less able to address the problems they face in an honest and effective way. This tendency is also what gives so much potency to many of the other problems I'll discuss below.  

Demagoguery


Demagoguery is nothing new, but with fear and anxiety about the future at fever pitch in our society today, and in an age when the average teenager has at his fingertips communication tools which Hitler and Goebbels could only have dreamed of, demagogues are making lots of problems and have the potential to make even more.  


Logical Fallacies

It's shocking how many people can't assess the validity of the the logic of anything beyond the most basic "if-then" statements.  It's not sexy and exciting, but solid logic is an indispensable tool in any critical thinking toolbox, and it's also a key facilitator of meaningful and constructive dialogue between conflicting ideas. 

Backlash against Science

The backlash against science in our society today is remarkable.  I don't know the latest statistics on how many Americans believe in evolution, but I suspect that it hasn't improved much since this stunning 2009 survey.

The treasure and human effort this country has poured into science and the benefits it has reaped from its investment are staggering in their own right. The dismissal of science by so many Americans is also breathtaking of its own merit. Taken together, these things should constitute a gargantuan mindfuck.  Your everloving head should explode.  But sadly, it's come to seem almost normal.  Contemplate it next time your mind is in an altered state and tell me what the fuck happens. Maybe you can get it to seem weird again. 

The effects of the dismissal of science go way beyond turning some of our most profound insights into the natural world into casualties on the bloody battlefields of the culture wars.  It has also created an atmosphere in which religious ideologues can perversely claim that they are being persecuted when the rest of us insist that facts and working theories established by science form a better foundation upon which to base our shared understanding of the world around us than religious myth. 

And then we get Glenn Beck on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial taking a messy liquid shit on the memory of the struggle for civil rights by blacks.  

But worse, this creates an environment in which religious myth becomes a viable contender with scientific fact in influencing public policy.  Science is stigmatized as an oppressive ideology (how ironic when a core tenet of science is that the body of knowledge should constantly be updated, with old understandings replaced by newer, better ones through a process of dispassionate trial - anathema to the static, inflexible nature of most ideologies as we define the concept of ideology today), and teaching of the scientific method becomes viewed as some kind of a Trojan Horse for scientism, and voila, our critical thinking toolbox just got lighter again.  Soon the toolbox will be empty and we can just replace it with a sledgehammer, faith, or whatever other blunt instrument the next demagogue or snake oil salesman or conspiracy theorist foists upon us.  With our powers of critical thought so weakened, it will be damn near impossible to see him for what he is.  




And fuck, I'm out of steam.  I guess this is going to be a three part deal.  More soon. 

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Fuck The Truth. Long live truth.



Long live those who know what it means to think, and who give us the courage to never stop doing so. 

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Stop pretending that you know a politician's character

Does character matter when we choose our leaders?  Of course it matters.  The problem is that we delude ourselves into thinking that we know far more about a politician's character than is possible to know.   

Is there anything your close friends know about your character that, say, your boss and coworkers don't know? 

Is there anything your best friend knows about you that your family doesn't know? 

Maybe there's even something no one realizes about you?...

Yes? Then how can you believe that you truly know the character of any major American politician, the most stage-managed motherfucker in humanity's long and illustrious history of spewing self-serving bullshit for the purpose of currying advantage with others? 

It's not that it's impossible to know anything of a politician's character, it's just that it's not to be learned in the places where we look for it.  Do you really think that a preplanned photo opp at a church or the number of times a politician says "family values" tells you anything about his character?  

Want to know something about Newt Gingrich?  What does his cheating on his wife as he lambasted Clinton for the Lewinsky affair tell you?  Perhaps that he's a shameless hypocrite?....What do his present denials of the significance of it tell you? You don't have to be a psychologist to recognize the telltale signs of a narcissist

Want to know something about Barack Obama's character?  What can be learned from his praise of "the power of human dignity"  in response to the popular overthrow of Hosni Mubarak in Egypt while he largely remained mum on the violent suppression of the uprising in Bahrain (where it just so happens that the US Fifth Fleet is based)?  Perhaps that he's just as shrewd and cynical as any other politician who has ever reached the apex of power? 

Yet still, I don't claim to know the character of either of these men.  (Politicians are as multidimensional as the rest of us....Why do we think we can meaningfully distill them down to one or two anecdotes?) I simply mean to point out that there are sources of deeper insight into a politician's character than the superficial and often contrived indicators upon which American voters fixate.  We love to remind each other that "actions speak louder than words," yet we seem to forget this when it's time to read between the lines of politicians' platitudes. 

Picking leaders from among a pool of candidates we don't know personally is always going to be a messy process fraught with uncertainty, and from time to time we're going to make misjudgments that we have to wait until the next election to correct.  But that doesn't mean we can't be a bit more savvy and realistic in how we approach it. 

As long as American voters remain shallow and uncritical in their understanding of who politicians are (and most everything else in the fucking universe), the debate over character will continue to repeat itself according to the same hollow script. 

And we'll continue to get the leaders we deserve. 

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

What's so bad about public discourse today? (Part 1)

I received a great suggestion in response to my first post: Hit the brakes, back the fuck up, and explain what I mean when I talk about the dismal state of public discourse in the US.  

What follows in this post and another soon is a list - in no particular order, in places overlapping, and without distinction between symptom and cause - of what I consider to be major problems.  I'll elaborate on some of them in subsequent posts. 

The "News Cycle"

Why the fuck does news need a cycle?  When stuff happens, report it.  If nothing that matters happens, there's nothing to report. That should be the end of the story.  Instead we have news makers deliberately timing their actions and announcements in relationship to the cycle as though the cycle were some force of nature like the earth's orbit around the sun, and we have news media blowing stories out of proportion in order to fill gaps in the cycle as needed.  The tail is wagging the dog so hard that the dog is nearly dead. And the average person's sense of the flow of major events in the world has become attuned to this artificial cycle.  


Competition to Report News First

This is why we used to get TV news incorrectly announcing election winners based on exit polls.  This is why, when anything big happens in the world, particularly involving loss of life or property, we have to listen to commentators speculating about how bad the loss might be, just to keep us glued to our TVs and keep their ratings high.  And we eat it up.  "As of two seconds ago, authorities are estimating that 23 people were killed.....wait, wait, wait, we're now hearing that that number may be as high as 24."  We're junkies for the late breaking news, and the news media are our pushers.  


Accuracy? If we don't care about it, why should the media? It's out the fucking window and splattered on the sidewalk like some poor middle manager who decides to end it all when he realizes that what he does doesn't matter anymore. Even if we can scrape accuracy's mangled carcass off the sidewalk and do a reasonably good job of reconstructing it, it makes little difference, because myriad decisions have already been made and actions taken based on the earlier deluge of Up To The Minute Bullshit Speculation.  


Reduction of Complex Issues into Soundbites

The cokehead speed of the news cycle and our society's expectation that all information be delivered to us in cute, punchy little slogans (can we still call it information at that point?...) cause complex ideas and problems to be reduced to trite, vacuous soundbites.  Nuance? DOA. Substance? On life support, but things aren't looking good. 


Loss of Distinction between Reporting and Editorializing

Sure, reporters' views can color the information they gather for their stories, but there's still a line between reporting and editorializing.  Or at least there used to be.....And the only thing fading faster than this distinction is the news consuming public giving a shit whether this distinction even exists.  Breaking down the wall between fact and opinion serves all douchebags when it comes time to spew their inane, knee-jerk views on things they don't really understand, be it on network TV, or at your shitty Thursday happy hour. 


Elevation of Opinion to the Importance of Fact

Back in 2010, during the shitstorm over President Obama's religion, Michael Kinsley wrote a great piece pointing out the role the pollsters themselves had played in stoking the controversy.  They polled people on "the view that Obama is a Muslim" without mentioning that he is in fact Christian.  They elevated the opinion of respondents over an established fact.  A great way to manufacture a controversial poll result sure to get high ratings.  Also a great way to fellate the egos of ignorant dipshits and make them think that their uninformed views on any number of other issues are worth a flying fuck at a rolling donut.  


Infotainment

As infotainment supplants real television news programs, the only standard for newsworthiness is whether a story will keep you glued to your TV and keep the ratings high, at the expense of all other concerns.  

News Reports on......the News

Does anyone remember when Heidi Fleiss was in court back in the '90s?  It was a slow month for real news (or at least for real news which would have kept the ratings high), so Madam Fleiss got disproportionate coverage.  But then, to elevate it to true farce, TV news started reporting on the fact that TV news was paying too much attention to Heidi Fleiss. I was surprised that no network took it up a level to report on the hypocrisy of TV news reporting on TV news reporting on Heidi Fleiss.  The irony would have been exquisite.  


All I could think was "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up guys.  What makes you the 'watchdog'? You're all doing the same shit."

This kind of faux self-enforcement of journalistic standards continues unabated. 

Monday, January 23, 2012

Obama Anger Translator

Sometimes farce seems to be the only thing with any truth in it anymore...
 

Keywords for Bullshit

To kick off my search for good topics for this blog, I've spent the last few days brainstorming a list of words and phrases I associate with bullshit.  Some are bullshit words, and some are words used to name a bullshit phenomenon. Here, in no particular order, is what I have so far:


doublespeak
spin
PR
propaganda
stay on message
buzzwords
sound bite
taboo
convention
elephant in the room
dogma
ideology
the natural order of things
slogans
mottos
fear mongering
demagogy
manipulation
mass communication
mass media
marketing
political correctness
fallacy
fine print
corporate responsibility
greenwashing
news cycle
infotainment
black and white
industry self-regulation
coercive persuasion
brainwashing
public opinion
totalitarianism
authoritarianism
fascism
politics
infomercial
security theater

abundance of choice
false gardens of eden


I'd love to know what else you'd add to the list. 



Tuesday, January 17, 2012

What makes an opinion valid?

"Your opinion is only as good as the facts you use to back it up."

That's what my US government teacher always used to say back in high school to keep class discussions focused.  Given the dismal state of public discourse in the US today, this axiom seems more important than ever.  Yet things have spiraled so badly out of control that it also strikes me as sadly inadequate.  


I would like my readers to help me remold this statement to give it greater instructional value in injecting some meaning back into the vitriolic - and often pointless - debates which rage throughout our society today.  


Here's a first stab:


For an opinion to have validity, it must not only be backed up by facts, but also by a grasp of what constitutes a proven fact, and by an understanding of the facts in their proper context.  


I look forward to your thoughts on how to improve this statement.